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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by GuyCode
- Critics are the biggest haters, movie critics I'd love to read your script, Food critics I'd love to taste your recipe.
- I'm single but my girl aint.
More Funny Facebook Status Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- You can never really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook. — Nishan Panwar
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out — Hussein Nishah
- I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday — Hussein Nishah
- Some people come into your life to make you fall in love with songs you had no idea existed — Hussein Nishah
- A woman can say more in a retweet, than a man can say in a tweet. — Nikhil Saluja
- Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! — Nikhil Saluja