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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Guy Code
- Critics are the biggest haters, movie critics I'd love to read your script, Food critics I'd love to taste your recipe.
- I'm single but my girl aint.
More Funny Facebook Status Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- You can never really say whats' on your mind, when your family is on Facebook. — Nishan Panwar
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out — Hussein Nishah
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. — George Carlin
- I notice everything, sometimes I just don't say anything. — Nikhil Saluja
- I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday — Hussein Nishah
- No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas — Hussein Nishah