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Funny Facebook Status Quotes by Abhishek Tiwari
- Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
- I thought of killing the smartest person in the world... But then I remembered. Suicide is a crime. ;)
- There are many fake people who are always kind to you.Beware!!!
- I am proud of my heart.It's played,burned and broken.But still works
- Decisions are like medicines they all have side effects.
- If I had said everything I was thinking out loud,I would definitely have lost my job a LONG time ago.
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
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- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin