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Funny Quotes by Zhat*
- Life tip: When nothing goes right go to sleep..
- A blond texts a brunette 'What does IDK mean' the brunette replies 'I Don't Know' then the blond replies: 'No one seems to know'
- If your girlfriend is gaining weight, support her to walk 5 miles a day. In just a month she will be 300 miles away.
- DO YOU LIKE TO OWN A BIKE LIKE THIS ? HAHAHA
- Hahahah kidsss !
- THIS PHOTO REMINDS ME OF JUSTIN B. !!!! HAHA
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- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine