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Funny Quotes by Vicky
- Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like Kidnappers asking to keep in touch after letting you go.
- It seems like the L in my luck has been replaced with an F.
- I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die tomorrow.
- If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?
More Funny Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams