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Funny Quotes by Unkown
- If the Plan A did not work,,, Dont worry; there are 25 more letters left to use.
- Some laugh at me because they think I am different; I laugh at them because I think they are all the same.
- I miss you like a retard misses the point.
- This promise is solid, And these words I speak are true, I want you to know I love you, And will always be there for…
- This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back…
- If people say ''you eat to much'' eat them too
- When u stick the tampen in it looks like a roman candle - We're The Millers
- It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway -We're The Millers
- I have a swallow vagina it's like a storm trooper d!ck - We're The Millers
- Shes the most wonderful,gorgeous and funny girl that someone can ever met.Everyone thinks that shes living a happy life but no one ever know whats…
- I am strong I am sensitive I am kind I am offensive I am funny I am stubborn I am supportive I am fierce I…
- I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way.
- Love is a funny thing. It's an intensely personal yet universal thing. It has a thousand definitions and not one of them gets it exactly…
- There's nothing so cruel as memory. The pointy, bitey little thunderbolts. Unwanted party crashers, screamers through your synapses. Inescapable, unrelenting...not at all friendly. You can't…
- Dear person sitting next to me, just because I didnt hear you fart doesnt mean you didn't sincerly the only other person in the room
- That awkard moment when you hop into somebody elses car, while somebody is in there...
- I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack.
- I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.
- Time flies when your throwing watches.
- Some BOY's hold their Girlfriend's hand in malls Bcoz if they leave her hand she'll start shopping.. It looks Romantic but actually its Economic
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