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Funny Quotes by Superman
- Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.
- For all the things that we've shared, for the endless time you've cared, for helping me through good and bad times, the jokes, the laughter…
- We often ask for guardian angels but what's funny is that we never feel them and we never thought that they are there. How can…
- Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
- For me this is somehow a funny love quote. And also once again reminds us the strength of this feeling: Love can do anything, even…
- Its funny how people can talk so much shit bout YOU on Their status but are to much of a coward to say YOUR name..got…
- You dont listen when I talk. Maybe youll listen when I walk
- Its funny how Im good at giving advice to others,but when it comes down to helping myself, I dont know what to do
- If hes dumb enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go
- Its all said and done, its real, and its been fun.
- Amazing how people contact you when they need to use you, but any other time they couldn't give a shit about you. Funny that, isn't…
- Is marriage something to be dreaded? Do you have what it takes? Are you ready yet? These are some of the questions that nag people…
- You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you…
- When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
- In grammar class the teacher asks her student 'When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I…
- It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
- Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far.
- I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.
- I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny looking hats.
- I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
More Funny Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
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- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale