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Funny Quotes by Rush Limbaugh
- Why would we expect the French to fight to liberate the Iraqis when they wouldn't fight to liberate themselves?
- As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it.
- I was not wrong. I was just misinformed.
- You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's…
- There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media.
- Freedom without virtue isn't freedom - it will eventually destroy a society.
- I never try to get noticed. It just happens. I never try.
- I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work.
- Liberalism isn't change. It has to be imposed.
- Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others.
- He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.
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