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Funny Quotes by Patrick Rothfuss
- The best lies about me are the ones I told.
- We are more than the parts that form us.
- If I'd been whoring before class and waved a corset at him, no one would have thought twice about it!
- It gets tiresome being spoken to as if you are a child, even if you happen to be one.
- It doesn't eat meat." I said. "It's a herbivore. It's like a big cow." Denna looked at me and started to laugh. Not hysterical laughter,…
- I don't speak fluent bumpkin...
- I won the only duel I ever lost.
- All stories are true.
- I was just wondering why you're here.
- You know, I could have carried you.
- I guess I'm destined to be loveless
- We all become what we pretend to be.
- There are few things as nauseating as pure obedience.
- Truth is a troublesome motherfucker unless it's handled properly
- I learned to love the feel of good words.
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