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Funny Quotes by Mignon McLaughlin
- To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
- God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do!
- Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.
- What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.
- Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.
- Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
- Everybody can write; writers can't do anything else.
- When hope is hungry, everything feeds it
- The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone.
- It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
- If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.
- A woman will do anything to keep a pretty figure, but hardly anything to get one.
- A woman telling her true age is like a buyer confiding his final price to an Armenian rug dealer.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams