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Funny Quotes by Maureen Johnson
- She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf.
- The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.
- Nothing was quite like it was supposed to be.
- I guess life is full of maybes.
- What tinfoil?" he asked.
- No one in history had ever done less and yet been so wrong.
- Keep calm and carry on. Also, stay in and hide because the Ripper is coming.
- It was clearly one of those mornings when I was particularly American.
- It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
- We all know what we're doing. Whether we realize it or not.
- Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
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- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams