"She wasn't only gay, she was a gay…" — Maureen Johnson
"She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf."
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170 Quotes by Maureen Johnson
Maureen Johnson has 170 quotes on this site.
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English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
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I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.
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Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...It can be…
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But we made our own fun, mostly. I recall a time, many years later, when American children seemed unable to…
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Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for…
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Harry Potter achieved a very special act of actual magic: it made it completely acceptable for an adult to carry…
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A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her pubic curls has a profound interest in recreational sex.
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Guilt isn't always a rational thing, Clio realized. Guilt is a weight that will crush you whether you deserve it…
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You've never told me about your love life, Scarlett. You're a very pretty girl. You must have a boy shacked…
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Being an author means, almost by definition, that you make up characters and then complicate their lives. That's it, really.…
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My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it.
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The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see.
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More Elf Quotes
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one of 75 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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My whole career has been fulfilling my childhood fantasies, playing characters that are larger than life, getting to play a…
— Orlando Bloom
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Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a…
— Orlando Bloom
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I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad…
— Orlando Bloom
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He was as noble and fair in face as an elf-lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what…
— William Shakespeare
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All day I have been tossed and whirled in a preposterous happiness; was it an elf in the blood? Or…
— C.S. Lewis
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Call me Elf......one more time!
— Peter Dinklage
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I stay away from the elf roles; I stay away from playing a leprechaun. All the roles I try to…
— Verne Troyer
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I mean, I have a great job. I get to dress up and become somebody else, especially when it's someone…
— Orlando Bloom
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I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf
— Parker Posey
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The Democratic Party headquarters house elf,
— Dennis Kucinich
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The other night I searched (the Web) for 'self-transforming elf machines.' There were 36 hits! It surprised me. I sort…
— Terence McKenna
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