"She wasn't only gay, she was a gay…" — Maureen Johnson

"She wasn't only gay, she was a gay elf."

— Maureen Johnson

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170 Quotes by Maureen Johnson

Maureen Johnson has 170 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.
Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...It can be…
But we made our own fun, mostly. I recall a time, many years later, when American children seemed unable to…
Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for…
Harry Potter achieved a very special act of actual magic: it made it completely acceptable for an adult to carry…
A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her pubic curls has a profound interest in recreational sex.
Guilt isn't always a rational thing, Clio realized. Guilt is a weight that will crush you whether you deserve it…
You've never told me about your love life, Scarlett. You're a very pretty girl. You must have a boy shacked…
Being an author means, almost by definition, that you make up characters and then complicate their lives. That's it, really.…
My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it.
The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see.

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More Elf Quotes

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My whole career has been fulfilling my childhood fantasies, playing characters that are larger than life, getting to play a… — Orlando Bloom
Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a… — Orlando Bloom
I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad… — Orlando Bloom
He was as noble and fair in face as an elf-lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a… — J.R.R. Tolkien
'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what… — William Shakespeare
All day I have been tossed and whirled in a preposterous happiness; was it an elf in the blood? Or… — C.S. Lewis
Call me Elf......one more time! — Peter Dinklage
I stay away from the elf roles; I stay away from playing a leprechaun. All the roles I try to… — Verne Troyer
I mean, I have a great job. I get to dress up and become somebody else, especially when it's someone… — Orlando Bloom
I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf — Parker Posey
The Democratic Party headquarters house elf, — Dennis Kucinich
The other night I searched (the Web) for 'self-transforming elf machines.' There were 36 hits! It surprised me. I sort… — Terence McKenna

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