"A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her……" — Maureen Johnson

"A woman who shaves or otherwise depilates her pubic curls has a profound interest in recreational sex."

— Maureen Johnson

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170 Quotes by Maureen Johnson

Maureen Johnson has 170 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

English rain feels obligatory, like paperwork. It dampens already damn days and slicks the stones.
I may have been a complete lunatic, but I was a complete lunatic with manners.
Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with...It can be…
But we made our own fun, mostly. I recall a time, many years later, when American children seemed unable to…
Having your back scratched is not the only reason to be married, but it is a good one, especially for…
Harry Potter achieved a very special act of actual magic: it made it completely acceptable for an adult to carry…
Guilt isn't always a rational thing, Clio realized. Guilt is a weight that will crush you whether you deserve it…
You've never told me about your love life, Scarlett. You're a very pretty girl. You must have a boy shacked…
Being an author means, almost by definition, that you make up characters and then complicate their lives. That's it, really.…
My rule is: the second you find yourself doing something you hate, quit doing it.
The kids I talk to are readers, and the craziest, the most dedicated readers you will ever see.
I read two mysteries a day when I was a kid. All of Agatha Christie, all of 'Sherlock Holmes.' I've…

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More Curls Quotes

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His heart was like a sensitive plant, that opens for a moment in the sunshine, but curls up and shrinks… — Anne Bronte
I need about three seats lengthwise to sleep on a plane. It's not easy for me to curl up. — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. — Maya Angelou
Can your player make a curl cut and score in the lane? If so, he is the cutter. — Don Meyer
The knowingness of little girls, is hidden underneath their curls. — Phyllis McGinley
The wreath of cigarette smoke which curls about the head of the growing lad holds his brain in an iron… — Hudson Maxim
Ulysses He ... saw the dark tangled curls of his bush floating, floating hair of the stream around the limp… — James Joyce
The trodden worm curls up. This testifies to its caution. It thus reduces its chances of being trodden upon again.… — Friedrich Nietzsche
Even her hair, she thought, running her fingers impatiently through the damp golden brown ringlets that curled romantically around her… — Naomi Ragen
But I always curl my lashes, even if I don't put on mascara. I'll also put on a lip gloss… — Denise Richards
It's taken me 40-something years, but I embrace the curl. My littlest daughter has the same hair. She likes it… — Nicole Kidman
I love being natural. I never feel more beautiful then after I’ve been to the beach and my hair’s just… — Troian Bellisario

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