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Funny Quotes by Gail Carriger
- You are about as covert as a sledgehammer.
- I am rather fond of ladybugs. They are so delightfully hemispherical.
- [She] lost her patience, a thing she was all too prone to misplacing.
- I am entirely capable." "Of what, waddling up to someone and ruthlessly bumping into them?
- These things, regrettably, are bound to occur when one is married and befriended.
- Oh, Professor Lyall, are you making a funny? It doesn’t suit you.†The sandy-haired Beta gave Lady Maccon a dour look. “I am exploring new…
- Alexia had found pregnancy relatively manageable, up to a point. That point having been some three weeks ago, at which juncture her natural reserves of…
- Alexia abhorred hypocrisy, especially when munitions were involved.
- Follow that porcupine!
- No one ever explained the octopuses.
- Here, I stole it for you. Why don’t you tell me what it’s for.†“Aw, Sophronia, how thoughtful. You brought me a present!
- I'd rather be loyal than right.
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