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Funny Quotes by Elwyn Brooks White
- Life's meaning has always eluded me and I guess always will. But I love it just the same.
- It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.
- Before the seed there comes the thought of bloom.
- Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
- Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
- Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
- Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
- In every queen there's a touch of floozy.
- You're terrific as far as I am concerned.
- Never hurry and never worry!
- I don't understand it, and I don't like what I don't understand.
- Be obscure clearly.
- Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog few people are interested, and the frog dies.
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