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Funny Quotes by Deezy Da Dreadhead
- Why did Susan fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susan.
- People keep telling me to follow my dreams... So I took a nap.
- WTF = Where's The Food?
More Funny Quotes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- I used too be the girl that would be soo happy to walk into the classroom and say'guess who just walked in… — Jasmine