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Funny Quotes by David Mitchell
- Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I…
- For me, novels coalesce into being, rather than arrive fully formed.
- I can write pretty much anywhere.
- Who was blowing on the nape of my neck.
- Gosh. The subjunctive is always the first to go.
- These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.
- History admits no rules; only outcomes.
- I remain thankful to God for all his mercies.
- We are only what we know, and I wished to be so much more than I was, sorely.
- The song instantly insisted it'd never existed.
- Nothing is as eloquent as nothing.
- Probably" is a word with an emergency ejector seat.
- If your words're true, they're armed.
- There are so many cities in every single city.
- ...A mountain you're plannin' on climbin' ain't the same as the one you ain't. It ain't so pretty...
- Travel far enough, you meet yourself.
- How lazily "xperts" dismiss what they fail to understand!
- The uncreated and the dead exist solely in our actual and virtual pasts.
- ...now I'm a spent firework; but at least I've been a firework.
- Do," said Louisa finally, "whatever you can't not do.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong