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Funny Quotes by David Levithan
- You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?
- To get something you must give something away. To hold something you must give something away. To love something you must give something away.
- You will always be my always.
- I can't pretend to know what love is. It just is.
- I get it. The things you hope for the most are the things that destroy you in the end.
- simon: that's disgusting! me: what's disgusting? simon: you know. you put your thing in the place where he, um, defecates.
- But whether or not you are here, you are here—because these words are for you, and they wouldn't exist if you weren't here in some…
- I immediately suspected there was much more to it than was being said.
- You have to trust the words. They do not create anything more than themselves.
- I know it was more than that. But it was also less than that, too.
- anchor, v.: I drift, I drift, I drift, you stay.
- me: you know what sucks about love? o.w.g.: what? me: that it's so tied to the truth.
- I hope suffering don't exist.
- You are happy even if you are afraid to admit it.
- We are so used to releasing words. We don't know what to do with them if they stay.
- No funny stuff in here tonight, you understand?†Dash said, “I assure you I could not contemplate any of your so-called funny stuff seeing as…
- These words are now mine, but soon they’ll be ours.
- Do I really have to find a word for it? Can't it just be what it is?
- You know there's no such thing as a complete lie. There's always some truth in there.
- People are always separable.
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