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Funny Quotes by Danny Kaye
- I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.
- When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting whatever it is…
- Life is a blank canvas, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.
More Funny Quotes
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong