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Funny Quotes by Chuck Klosterman
- I tend to equate sadness with intelligence.
- It feels so exhausting to be so bad at something I loved so much.
- Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.
- Who Am I? Or (Perhaps More Accurately) Who Else Could Be Me?
- I am ready to be alone.
- Every time I learn the truth about something, I’m disappointed
- It doesn't matter what you can do if you don't know why you're doing it.
- Somewhere, at some point, somehow, somebody decided that death equals credibility.
- We all eventually become whatever we pretend to hate.
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and… — Francis Bacon
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale