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- I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
- Im great in bed; I can sleep for days.
- During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information
- I now know Im psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute bullshit ahead of…
- Cation to anion. Why are you always so negative?.
- School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: Theyre dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
- To learn you must make mistakes; when you make a mistake you often will get in trouble. So then why do teachers punish you when…
- Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
- Im fat. But youre ugly. At least I can diet.
- You study to remember If you remember too much you forget If you forget you dont know what you studied If you forgot what you…
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