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Funny Quotes by Betty White
- Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.
- You gotta use everything you possibly can!
- I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age,…
- There is no fool like an old fool.
- I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
- Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy…
- Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.
- Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
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