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Funny Quotes by Alexia
- Lmao, yup dot talk shit unless you want to get hit
- This is why women live longer ten men
- The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
- Gos last name is not dammit!
- Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
- Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him.The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.
- Im crazy. I'm funny. I'm cute. I'm brave. I'm girly. I'm sweet. I'm cheerful. I'm annoying. I'm just me and I like it that way.
- You think it's funny? well I'm going to think it's funny when someone treats you like shit, and makes you do this to yourself. -.-
- I dont care what people say...its funny how they think their opinion would even matter to me...i am very comfortable in my skin
- I admit it guys in v-necks look sexy af. But when it goes all the way to his belly button...Nigga u gay! O_e
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