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Funny Quotes by Alan Moore
- By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.
- I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer.
- I'm very distanced from the comics industry. I love the comics medium, but I have no time for the industry.
- None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.
- It's funny, but certain faces seem to go in and out of style. You look at old photographs and everybody has a certain look to…
- Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends.
- The superman exists and he's American.
- Nothing is insoluble. Nothing is hopeless. Not while there's life.
- Everybody has their story to tell.
- For whatever the future holds, one thing is certain... It just won't be the same.
- I have so very much. I have so very little.
- Who imprisoned me here? Who keeps me here? Who can release me? Who's controlling and constraining my life except...me?
- It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side?…
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