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Funny Quotes by Alan Bennett
- Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
- At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
- You don't put your life into your books, you find it there.
- Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
- Clichés can be quite fun. That's how they got to be clichés.
More Funny Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams