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Five Quotes by Bill Maher
- Well, I hate to tell youbut if you have a flu shot for more than five years in a row, there's ten times the likelihood…
- ...what I love about Ann Coulter is that she's sort of the-she's sort of a version of myself in that she absolutely never pulls a…
- NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree…
- New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogram—to see what will happen if she has an abortion—you also have to…
- Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents…
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