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First Quotes by Henny Youngman
- My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
- My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
- That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
- If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
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