"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate……" — Henny Youngman

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the… - Henny Youngman

"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."

— Henny Youngman

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True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but… — Arthur Ashe
You never find yourself until you face the truth. — Pearl Bailey
That is the great mistake about the affections. It is not the rise and fall of empires, the birth and… — Amelia Barr
Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. — Jane Addams
Justice is an unassailable fortress, built on the brow of a mountain which cannot be overthrown by the violence of… — Joseph Addison
Neither the Army nor the Navy is of any protection, or very little protection, against aerial raids. — Alexander Graham Bell
Back in Chicago, all we cared about was rock 'n' roll and staying out of the army. — John Belushi
I like army boots, I like peasant skirts - sometimes together! So I do know that I have odd taste. — Mayim Bialik
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance. — Aesop
My dad was in the Army. The Army's not great pay, but, you know, we moved from Army patch to… — James Blunt
Women are nothing but machines for producing children. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. — Napoleon Bonaparte

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