Fats Quotes

1014 Fats quotes by 747 unique authors

When I was thin, I had no notion of what being fat is like. When I worked in a department store, I had sold clothes… — Hilary Mantel
Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! — Demetri Martin
When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults. — Demetri Martin
None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back. — Paul McCartney
And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor. — Paul McCartney
I'm a grown woman and sometimes, I might be a little fat, you know? Am I alone there? Not really. — Leighton Meester
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. — Dennis Miller
If Nirvana had remained a small, underground punk rock band, Kurt Cobain would still be alive. And he'd probably be living in Seattle, getting kind… — Unknown Author
Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old… — Mike Myers
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. — Jack Nicholson
I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat. — Chris O'Dowd
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words,… — P.J. O'Rourke
Today, 'fat' has become not a description of size but a moral category tainted with criticism and contempt. — Susie Orbach
When it comes to consumer electronics, I'm a big fat sucker, because even though I know you should never, ever buy anything until the second… — Susan Orlean
I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man. — George Orwell
You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat. — Satchel Paige
We feel it's unacceptable to be fat, when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is. — Gwyneth Paltrow
I lost 90 pounds and my blood pressure went down to a normal level and the salt in my urine disappeared. And that was when… — Ron Perlman
You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own… — Susan Powter
I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a… — Gordon Ramsay
I've never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor of the same amount of money is… — Ronald Reagan
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. — Joan Rivers
I still got my hair, I'm not fat. — Ray Romano
There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton… — Bertrand Russell

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