Fats Quotes

1014 Fats quotes by 747 unique authors

An artist should remain true. Otherwise his talent, like his stomach, grows fat and stuffy. — Norman Reilly Raine
With our lives and food chain set up to make us fat - I mean, you can't drive down any highway in America and find… — David Zinczenko
Back in the 1970s, I ate a high-protein diet to get bigger and stronger. As a senior at Utah State, I weighed 218 pounds with… — Dan John
How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? — Ziggy Marley
If you don't show up at a party, people will assume you're fat. — Julia Duffy
I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this… — Ester Dean
Fat, Is saving our lives. — Robert O. Young
The cook cares not a bit for toil, toil, if the fowl be plump and fat — Horace
What I see is teeming cohesion, contained dispersal... For him, to sculpt is to take the fat off space. — Jean-Paul Sartre
See, how the liver is swollen larger than a fat goose! In amazement you will exclaim: Where could this possibly grow? — Martial
Lord, Madame, I have fed like a farmer; I shall grow as fat as a porpoise. — Jonathan Swift
Fat paunches have lean pates, and dainty bits Make rich the ribs, but backrout quite the wits. — William Shakespeare
Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years… — Dave Barry
I was between A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy, A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen. — Richard Harris Barham
A fat lot of good it would do if I told you that Titian's courtesans make you want to caress them. Some day you'll see… — Pierre-Auguste Renoir
So instead of beating myself up for being fat, I think it's a miracle that I laugh every day and walk through my life with… — Camryn Manheim
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen… — Linus Torvalds
Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man, tell me 'bout the color of your soul. — Scatman John
Fat slips through the intestinal wall and into the bloodstream where it distributes the nutrients throughout the body. Olestra can't get through the wall, and… — Michael F. Jacobson
Yes! I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the… — Azealia Banks
God said this is our land, land in which we flourish as people... we want our cattle to get fat on our land so that… — Jomo Kenyatta
Cats of good breed hunt better fat than lean. — Benvenuto Cellini
I know a fat girl, she wears an orange skirt. You give her twenty dollars and you can do your work. — LL Cool J
I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses. — Luke the Evangelist
If you ain't got a fat woman, you're making a big mistake, because a big fat woman tastes as good as a T-bone steak. — Chick Willis

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