Fats Quotes

1014 Fats quotes by 747 unique authors

There is nothing, I think, more unfortunate than to have soft, chubby, fat-looking children who go to watch their school play basketball every Saturday and… — John F. Kennedy
A man must take the fat with the lean. — Charles Dickens
England produces the best fat actors. — Jimmy Cannon
A fat man is never so happy as when he is describing himself as "robust. — George Orwell
I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked… — Helen Fielding
I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat chip sandwiches: white… — Helen Fielding
Love set you going like a fat gold watch. The midwife slapped your footsoles, and your bald cry Took its place among the elements. — Sylvia Plath
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. — Paula Poundstone
When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat. — Jane Wagner
Upscale people are fixated with food simply because they are now able to eat so much of it without getting fat, and the reason they… — Barbara Ehrenreich
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. — Les Dawson
I remember when I was very young, I read an article by Fats Domino which has really influenced me. He said, 'You should never sing… — Mick Jagger
Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat. — Gelett Burgess
Keep away from physicians. It is all probing and guessing and pretending with them. They leave it to Nature to cure in her own time,… — Anthony Burgess
Women are wonderful, but they get so caught up about their body. We need to unhook from worrying so much. When I don't feel good,… — Natalie Goldberg
A vegan diet takes care of most of what we need to do. But you'll also want to minimize the use of oils generally, because… — Neal Barnard
When I got into the sport I was so fat that my manager said he should send me to boot camp to lose the weight! — Li Na
I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care. — Elizabeth Olsen
I was called fat and ugly in the press almost my entire life. I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but… — Kelly Osbourne
The beginning of my career was so brilliant. It wasn't until ten years later that I went, 'Oh, that was a big, fat fluke and,… — Sandra Oh
Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what. — Josh Peck
I've picked up a great appetite for pastrami on rye and a nice cream soda. It is fantastic. So I have to be careful or… — Vincent Piazza
Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things.… — Daniel Pinkwater
I don't want to play fat cops for the rest of my life. — Will Patton
I'm very, very Spanish. I have fat cheeks on both ends. I'm sitting on my Spanish part. And it's my heart, the way I am,… — Cristina Saralegui

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