Fats Quotes

1014 Fats quotes by 747 unique authors

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. — Bill Hicks
Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That's not love, it's just rubbish. — Peter Shaffer
The most striking feature if this map is the stark fat of the Two Roads. There is the road that leads to Life, and there… — Peter Kreeft
I just don’t want to come down to that level of society….the ones who sit by their televisions, drink their beer, their guts fat, vicariously… — Miki Dora
We have so many people who can't see a fat man standing beside a thin one without coming to the conclusion that the fat man… — Ronald Reagan
Two days later, two days before Christmas, I am judged fat and sane enough to be kicked out of the hospital. The plan to send… — Laurie Halse Anderson
Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip. — Dave Barry
The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table. — Dolly Parton
It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture. — Erma Bombeck
I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant. — Paul Gauguin
It is more worthy in the eyes of God . . . if a writer makes three pages sharp and funny about the lives of… — Garrison Keillor
What is life when you come to think upon it, but a most excellent, accurately set, infinitely complicated machine for turning fat playful puppies into… — Isak Dinesen
A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones. — Ed Bliss
I am tortured too. I am tortured by belly fat and magazine covers about how to please everyone but myself. I am tortured by sheep… — A.S. King
If I'd wanted this place to fill up with every fat Irish rose that passes by, I'd've said so. — J D Salinger
At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror? — Jay Leno
Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?' But they were converted and… — Daniel Pinkwater
A woman at the rear of the room raised her hand. I was focused on the argument now and made a minor social error, which… — Graeme Simsion
Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call… — Anton du Beke
The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected. — Luciano Pavarotti
People call me fat, but I don't care. I don't want to starve myself cause I am beautiful the way I am. — Jennifer Lawrence
When you hear bacon cooking....that sizzling sound isn't the fat cooking....that's applause. — Jim Gaffigan
I know first hand what its like to be called names and to be affected by things. They would call me fat, they would call… — Demi Lovato
You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win. — Natalie Imbruglia
To a new generation of butterflies, hopefully less stupid than last. Maybe they were burgeoning even now in fat little cocoons. Or maybe not. — Laini Taylor

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