Fats Quotes

1014 Fats quotes by 747 unique authors

Is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be? Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'? Not to me. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
We have currently a built-in allergy to unpleasant or disturbing information. Our mass media reflect this. But unless we get up off our fat surpluses… — Edward R. Murrow
There was something about being in the vicinity of Grahame Coats that always made Fat Charlie (a) speak in cliches and (b) begin to daydream… — Neil Gaiman
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter
I'd taken a big fat crisis off my shoulders and loaded it all on Jesus, which seemed unfair in a way, but was exactly what… — David James Duncan
The Fat Girl Code of Conduct: 1. Any sexual activity is a secret. No public displays of affection. 2. Don’t discuss your weight with him.… — Carolyn Mackler
Perhaps if we saw what was ahead of us, and glimpsed the follies, and misfortunes that would befall us later on, we would all stay… — Daniel Handler
It was joy, joy, happy joy. Happy, happy joy. A big fat smiley sun rose above the rooftops and beamed down its blessings onto the… — Robert Rankin
He liked books if they were books of information and had pictures of grain elevators or of fat foreign children doing exercises in model schools. — C.S. Lewis
The modern picture of the artist began to form: The poor, but free spirit, plebeian but aspiring only to be classless, to cut himself forever… — Thomas Wolfe
The shrill voices of those who give orders Are full of fear like the squeakings of Piglets awaiting the butcher's knife, as their fat arses… — Bertolt Brecht
A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person. — Zig Ziglar
That's where all of us are standing now, he thought. On the fat kindling of past sins. — Walter M. Miller, Jr.
I lurched away from the table after a few hours feeling like Elvis in Vegas - fat, drugged, and completely out of it. — Anthony Bourdain
Cities at night, I feel, contain men who cry in their sleep and then say Nothing. It's nothing. Just sad dreams. Or something like that...Swing… — Martin Amis
Holy Men! Holy Cabbages! Holy Bean Pods! What do they do but live and suck in sustenance and grow fat? — Arthur Conan Doyle
Mischiefs feed / Like beasts, till they be fat, and then they bleed. — Ben Jonson
We are fat and sick and dying because we have handed a basic, fundamental and intimate function of life over to corporations. We choose to… — Alton Brown
My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am. — Andy Rooney
You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds… — Cassandra Clare
Basically, Sherri's idea had to do with bringing Fat's mind down from the cosmic and the abstract to the particular. She had hatched out the… — Philip K. Dick
Fat realized that one of two possibilities existed and only two; either Dr. Stone was totally insane – not just insane but totally so –… — Philip K. Dick
It's guff. It doesn't advance the action. It makes for nice fat books such as the American market thrives on, but it doesn't actually get… — Douglas Adams
Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy. — Chuck Palahniuk
Mine Enemy is growing old -- I have at last Revenge -- The Palate of the Hate departs -- If any would avenge Let him… — Emily Dickinson

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