Fats Quotes

1014 Fats quotes by 747 unique authors

England was a cold, backward, rebellious little kingdom. It's king: Henry the Eighth, remembered principally for his six wives and the chicken legs clutched in… — Kage Baker
I did not tell Fat this, but technically he had become a Buddha. It did not seem to me like a good idea to let… — Philip K. Dick
Talk to strangers when the family fails and friends lead you astray when Buddha laughs and Jesus weeps and it turns out God is gay.… — Saul Williams
You're incredibly beautiful,' I told her, because she was fat, so I thought it would be an especially nice compliment, and also make her like… — Jonathan Safran Foer
I just look at her and she creeps me out. She looks like she would eat a baby. Not that she's fat. She just looks… — Augusten Burroughs
If desire did not dim the brain, nobody would ever get married, drunk, or fat. ~Val — Orson Scott Card
The moth settled onto the curtain and sat still. It was an astonishing creature, with black and white wings patterned in geometric shapes, scarlet underwings,… — Barbara Kingsolver
I hope something happens. I'm restless as the devil and have a horror of getting fat or falling in love and growing domestic. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I'd rather be thin than famous but I'm fat paste that in your broadway show — Jack Kerouac
Fat gives things flavor. — Julia Child
Muggles have garden gnomes, too, you know," Harry told Ron as they crossed the lawn. "Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes," said… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Each spice has a special day to it. For turmeric it is Sunday, when light drips fat and butter-colored into the bins to be soaked… — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches — P. C. Cast
What's worse? Being strung out or being fat? — Nikki Sixx
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run. — Theodore Roosevelt
I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat. — John Swartzwelder
All teenagers knew this was true. The process of growing up was nothing more than figuring out what doors hadn't yet been slammed in your… — Jodi Picoult
the lost women I need to know their names those women I would have walked with, jauntily the way men go in groups swinging their… — Lucille Clifton
Right," said Fat Charlie conversationally. "You realize, of course, that this means war." It was the traditional war cry of a rabbit when pushed too… — Neil Gaiman
So here I am. Twenty-eight years old, with thirty looming on the horizon. Drunk. Fat. Alone. Unloved. And, worst of all, a cliche, Ally McBeal… — Jennifer Weiner
Regular women carry pictures of their babies, their husbands, their summer houses. Fat ladies carry pictures of themselves at their skinniest. — Jennifer Weiner
Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing,… — Eoin Colfer
Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places. — Gena Showalter
There isn't anyone out there who isn't Seymour's Fat Lady. — J D Salinger
Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat. — Mercedes Lackey

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