"I still got my hair, I'm not fat." — Ray Romano
"I still got my hair, I'm not fat."
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55 Quotes by Ray Romano
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
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I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the…
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Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
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For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
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If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can…
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I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any…
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When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or…
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If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating,…
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Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential…
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That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her…
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People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not…
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More Fat Quotes
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All fat women look the same; they all look 42.
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Nobody wants a fat lead singer.
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Americans like fat books and thin women.
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I think one of the biggest things that affects young women is when they hear their mothers using fat talk.
— Tyra Banks
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
— Dave Barry
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I grew up in a family that was multifaceted, sexually oriented, and pretty much open to everything. And because I…
— Drew Barrymore
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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat…
— Dave Barry
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I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think…
— Drew Barrymore
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There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy…
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I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags…
— Lake Bell
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