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• It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But…
• I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure
• I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.
• I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a…
• I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.
• I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
• A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
• My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out…
• A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My…
• Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then
• I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
• I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

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