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Bill Bailey has 27 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still
• Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
• Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
• I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
• I'm English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That's why I buy Kinder Surprise.
• Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
• I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say…
• I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.

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