Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

Remember that super skinny dude from Freddy Got Fingered who got so drunk that he couldn't feel his legs? Well, now he's a cripple on… — Rudy Espinoza
Maybe I should have realized this a long time ago but... My ego was to big at the time... Now you like some other dude… — Brian Phung
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a dirty… — Kevin McCarty
Wats d height of hope?? It is: sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self dude,dnt worry. Exams… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Whats the height of hope?? It is: sitting in d exam hall, holding d question paper in hand n telling your self dude,don't worry. Exams… — Azgraybebly Joslan
DUDE, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. — Shubham Joshi
Making a girl believe your in love with her just to have sex,you think that's cool? Yeah? Imagine if some dude was doing that to… — Paige Carter
When a woman says there in a relationship there friends are like text me I want to hear all about him.. Guys friends be like… — Kevin McCarty
Dude. That's the way I do EVERYTHING. — Unknown Author
Dude, you are so busted when I starting spilling your secrets. Better share that cake. — Ritu Ghatourey
EXAMS To your friends: Dude, I'm Going To Fail! To your parents: The Test Was Easy. — Danish
If I'm with my friends, and they'll be like, 'Oh, hey, where's your dad? Let's go say hi.' And I'll be like, 'Oh, no. He's… — Jaden Smith
Today was awesome cuz me and my friends was at school and on search quotes we just start to talk to people so dude was… — Unknown Author
I got my peircing HEHEH :) thanks DUDE :) — IMynatot
I orded a froffy coffee and this HAPPENED!!! — VIVAN
I'm not a very violent dude, and if something can be settled without any physicality, I'm always in favor of that. But if somebody comes… — Stephen Moyer
In Dubai, we don't have lesbians, we have Boy-a , they're like half- girl , half-dude but they still look GAWJUS , but my ex… — Leila
Occasionally sex is SO good, I will call up the dude you had sex with before me and say Thank You. — Prince Shawn
Never wonder why there are a lot of women and men out there who are single! It's because they got tired of giving their everything… — Orebela Gbenga
Never waste anyones time if you arent gonna love them forever. Dont even date them because its of no pride you having a huge list… — Orebela Gbenga

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355 authors contributed a total of 514 Dude Quotes, led by these top contributors: