Dude Quotes

514 Dude quotes by 355 unique authors

"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't,… — Homer Simpson
I be low, when I see that I'm a different dude. — Kid Cudi
Like I wouldnt fuck wit that dude if we was stuck on a deserted island. — Travis McCoy
Knock my soul like we be callin black fool. I mean devil knows you prolly fucked another dude. — Flo Rida
If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, youd be like, Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this bastard! "It fires in a way thats maybe… — Charlie Sheen
People honestly believe that I dont have struggles and I dont go through anything like a normal dude just because my family is wealthy, not… — Diggy Simmons
Being a dude, you know that after you bust, youre stupid for like four and a half minutes. You are really fucking dumb. I have… — Gym Class Heroes
Snatch fishing is the shit, its illegal but its so fucking fun. Heres what it is: its a three prong hook with a weight in… — Gym Class Heroes
[on Eminem`s song "Kim"] Every dude thinks about killing his wife. He was just crazy enough to write it all down. — Snoop Dogg
And this black dude I called King Kong. He had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue. — Lil Kim
I have an open mind, it depends on the dude but all my relationships have been with a black dude. — Lola Monroe
When I first went for a meeting with my management company, the guy in charge of the place, David Prince, said that it didn't really… — Chris Webby
You could never be the man that I be. Never go to war with a dude like me. You'd be barking up the wrong tree.… — Chris Webby
Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you... — Family Guy
Hey dude - this tricolor fusilli is fucking outrageous! — Aerosmith
Yeah they love it when I come through. Rollin like a thug dude Top down, glidin in some nu. — Maino
We got respect for Biggie, he from the town, he from New York. So anybody from New York that I feel worked as hard as… — Raekwon
Dude, macaroni and cheese is the food of the gods! — Haley James Scott
A real cool dude you should get to know, on a diffrent plateu, like whoa! — Lil Romeo
Hmmm... Yo, Dude! — Master Splinter

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355 authors contributed a total of 514 Dude Quotes, led by these top contributors: