"If you borrowed my brain for five seconds,……" — Charlie Sheen
"If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, youd be like, Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this bastard! "It fires in a way thats maybe not from, uh this terrestrial realm."
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163 Quotes by Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen has 163 quotes on this site.
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The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
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I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.
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Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.
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I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.
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Can't is the cancer of happening.
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I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.
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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die.…
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If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.
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It ain't a party til something gets broken.
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I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was…
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If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd…
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It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.
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I think it's your own choice if you turn from an angry young man to a bitter, old bastard.
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Bastard Freedom waves Her fustian flag in mockery over slaves.
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No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb…
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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
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Luxury is an enticing pleasure, a bastard mirth, which hath honey in her mouth, gall in her heart, and a…
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Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard.
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Where does discontent start? You are warm enough, but you shiver. You are fed, yet hunger gnaws you. You have…
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