Like Dude Quotes

14 quotes by 13 authors

• The other night I was walking down the stairs behind one of my daughters. I was tired, and she was goofing around, you know like… — Forest Whitaker
• I saw The Rev the other night and he was on like four different things. He was like, Dude, Ive been gone for three days! — M. Shadows
• My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If… — Mitch Hedberg
• I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues" — Demetri Martin
• I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg
• Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly, and you have… — Christopher Moore
• I love pandas, they're so chill. They're like dude, racism is so stupid. I'm black white and Asian — Sarah Moores
• If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, youd be like, Dude! Cant handle it, unplug this bastard! "It fires in a way thats maybe… — Charlie Sheen
• I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants. — Evanescence
• I've heard a lot of really awful, negative things said about Pete, and it's like, Dude, you don't even have a clue how honest and… — Patrick Stump
• Pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in,that's actually happened a… — Bam Margera
• Rednecks are like America's pit bulls. They should just sedate those people, drop 'em off in Afghanistan, just let them run wild. Just be like,… — Bill Burr
• It's like having a really hot, you know, cousin and everybody talks about wanting to sleep with your cousin and you're like dude, don't say… — Anna Kendrick
• When a woman says there in a relationship there friends are like text me I want to hear all about him.. Guys friends be like… — Kevin McCarty

Who Wrote These Like Dude Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 14 Like Dude Quotes as follows:

• 2 Like Dude Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 Like Dude Quote by M. Shadows
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Demetri Martin
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Christopher Moore
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Sarah Moores
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Charlie Sheen
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Patrick Stump
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Anna Kendrick
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Kevin McCarty
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Forest Whitaker
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Evanescence
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Bam Margera
• 1 Like Dude Quote by Bill Burr