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Drinking Quotes by Johnny Carson
- I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
- When turkeys mate they think of swans.
- The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.
More Drinking Quotes
- In time of war, soldiers, however sensible, care a great deal more on some occasions about slaking their thirst than about the… — Winston Churchill
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Happiness is good health and a bad memory. — Ingrid Bergman
- I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in… — John Bonham
- When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
- I've had a hip replacement, I've beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just… — Eddie Van Halen
- I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend.… — Unknown Author
- Resentment or grudges do no harm to the person whom you hold the feelings against. It's like drinking poison and then hoping… — London Mond