"The Champagne they have stored is getting more……" — Johnny Carson
"The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year."
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55 Quotes by Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson has 55 quotes on this site.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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More Champagne Quotes
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one of 274 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane.
— Honore de Balzac
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A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to…
— Arnold Bennett
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When I played the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, I got to bring Wiley, my 85-pound…
— Elayne Boosler
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine…
— Lord Byron
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Many men think they're playboys, but they invariably land wide of the mark. Surrounding yourself with champagne, fast friends, and…
— Graydon Carter
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Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it.
— Winston Churchill
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Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France.
— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
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Pleasure without Champagne is purely artificial.
— Oscar Wilde
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Champagne... the wine of kings, the king of wines
— Guy de Maupassant
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Champagne is the only drink that leaves a woman still beautiful after drinking it.
— Madame de Pompadour
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I love white Portugal wine better than claret, champagne, or burgundy. I have a sad vulgar appetite.
— Jonathan Swift
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I wish I'd drunk more champagne.
— John Maynard Keynes
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