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Eric Cartman has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass…
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You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your…
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How would you like to suck my balls?
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Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the…
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Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an…
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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my…
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Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and…
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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls…
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MomKitty is being a dildo.
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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
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Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
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Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
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When you dont call,i'll understand... When you dont text,i'll understand... When you dont have my time,i'll understand... But when I stop loving…
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Dont call her hot, call her beautiful; She's a girl, not a cup of tea.
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My time is more like fly time. Dont call to get dressed, call it in a sky time If you aint a…
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Bitch! Dont call me bitch, bitch!
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Im a gangsta by choice I hope my sons choose wiser and dont call me sir, call me survivor.
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Dont Call me Sir, call me Survivor
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When you see blooding running in the streets dont call the police call the Brinks
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