Donkey Quotes

137 quotes by 121 authors

It does not matter if you vote for the left or right, you are not an elephant or donkey. You are a truthful lion who… — Suzy Kassem
I lived in a hut with no roof, and I rode to school on a donkey. I used to shoot birds with a slingshot to… — Wyclef Jean
It was too difficult. People weren't prepared to put in the hours on the donkey work - you know, dates and facts and so on.… — Sebastian Faulks
A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes. — Al Sharpton
A unicorn is a donkey from the future — Joe Rogan
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer. — Arthur Guiterman
Production goes up and up because high pressure advertising and salesmanship constantly create new needs that must be satisfied: this is Admass- a consumer's race… — J. B. Priestley
It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores. — Will Forte
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa
The swelling and towering omnibuses, the huge trucks and wagons and carriages, the impetuous hansoms and the more sobered four-wheelers, the pony-carts, donkey-carts, hand-carts, and… — William Dean Howells
It was fun to blow off a Porsche with a 3900 donkey [the 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang]. — Carroll Shelby
Dangling a carrot in front of a donkeyâ€”or anyone else for that matterâ€”is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it… — Vera Nazarian
The North African mule talks always of his mother's brother, the horse, but never of his father, the donkey, in favor of others supposedly more… — Clifford Geertz
When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking… — Louis C. K.
It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs. — Jim Hightower
God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear toward a donkey or an elephant. — Max Lucado
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey. — Tatiana Maslany
If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media. — Joel Osteen
My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty… — Gordon Ramsay

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