Donkey Quotes

137 quotes by 121 authors

Hey anyone who thinks a non-militaryâ€“grade rappelling cable can support the weight of two grown men and a miniature donkey deserves to fall off a… — Ally Carter
We'de have to get in and get out the hard way; and if we made a mistake, there was no telling what sort of curse… — Rick Riordan
Pac-Man? Or is it Donkey Kong?â€ In truth, it looked a little more violent and military. A slow grin spread over his face. â€œBaseball. Think… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey. — George Orwell
In your hands The dog, the donkey, surely they know They are alive. Who would argue otherwise? But now, after years of consideration, I am… — Mary Oliver
As the carriage whipped forward, they passed the alley she had spent so many days staring atâ€”it was there, and then gone as they careened… — Cassandra Clare
He then proceeded to shout at Alpha and Beta, a sign that he was in a genuine good mood. They took it as calmly as… — Patrick Rothfuss
There is no such thing as Success....That a thing is successful merely means that it is; a millionaire is successful in being a millionaire and… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it… — A A Milne
I had a very outdoorsy childhood. I was athletic and used to ride and do dressage. I could ride almost before I could walk. There… — Alison Jackson
When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something… — Mohamed Al-Fayed
A caveman took a shell, and maybe it had a hole in it, or maybe he put a hole in it, and he put it… — Kenneth Jay Lane
My grandfather was a very mystical guy who travelled from Argentina to Chile, across the mountains with a donkey, carrying the Torah. — Alejandro Jodorowsky
Pre-Christmas is very important, and it is stressful, and, you know, even in the biblical story... travelling on the donkey in a stressful environment. — Michael Leunig
A charity donkey is where you sponsor a donkey in a sanctuary and give them three pounds a month to have some donkey nuts or… — Richard Armitage
I do believe the Democratic party has moved far to the right. I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around… — Al Sharpton
The entrance into Jerusalem has all the elements of the theatre of the absurd: the poor king; truth comes riding on a donkey; symbolic actions… — David Kirk
When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the sea, and the fishermen come… — Ray Davies
Do you think yourself wise? Then there's a donkey inside your waistcoat — Charles H Spurgeon
Fear can make a donkey attack a lion — Arab Proverb

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