Donkey Quotes

137 quotes by 121 authors

Be like a Diamond precious and rare, not like a stone found everywhere. so in life please do take care, even if she calls you… — Lawrence
That Awakward moment, when I asked my 7yrs old niece. what is the difference between you and a donkey, she replied; you is a pronoun… — Ashok Kushwaha
Now take your fucking clothes off, let me see your donkey kong. I swing your ass back and forth, back and forth on my monkey… — Lil Wayne
Healthy donkey is better than limping horse. — Yssubramanyam
Donkey praised the beauty of camel and camel praised the melody of donkey. — Yssubramanyam
Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion! Shout aloud, O daughter of Jerusalem! Behold, your king is coming to you; righteous and having salvation is he,… — Bible
Hard work required in initial stages in Life and work.If you are doing the hard work whole over in your life, It doesn't make nay… — Sumesh Nair
That which is called firmness in a king is called obstinacy in a donkey. — Unknown Author
Sometimes a relationship is like Donkey Kong that's that . — Kevin McCarty
Yeah bro that is the way to talk to that Donkey, that Jackass. Disrespecting our Sisters like that, he learn that from is Father talking… — Glen Rambharack
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey… — A Josland
A donkey made an ass out of another donkey. — Mak_786
If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my… — Unkown
All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simply take all the words and rearrange them randomly enough times,… — Tamika-leeigh
If you are riding on a donkey, and someone throws a stone at you and knocks you off the donkey, would that mean you are… — Glen Rambharack
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja
Hey here is a Bird Donkey pilot just sit and close your belt! — MHDAVOODI

Who Wrote These Donkey Quotes

121 authors contributed a total of 137 Donkey Quotes, led by these top contributors: