Donkey Quotes

137 Donkey quotes by 121 unique authors

Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which… — Michele Bachmann
I have two brothers and we basically spent our lives playing in the woods, falling in ponds, getting chased by wasps and riding donkeys that… — Jo Brand
Existence loves laughter. You may have observed, or not, that man is the only animal in the whole of existence who is capable of laughing.… — Rajneesh
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him. — George Herbert
If you don't have a car, ride a bicycle or a donkey. — Charles Nqakula
I was feeling as sick as the proverbial donkey. — Mick McCarthy
When I wrote the song, I had the sea near Bombay in mind. We stayed at a hotel by the sea, and the fishermen come… — Ray Davies
The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes. — Robert Novak
We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three miniature donkeys, we've got four… — Kyle Chandler
I've been number two in films for donkey's years. — Trevor Howard
In the world of animation, you can be anything you wanna be. If you’re a fat woman, you can play a skinny princess. If you’re… — Chris Rock
There are no bigger donkeys than these workers.... Look at our 'craftsmen'; Sad that world history should be be made with such people. — Karl Marx
We are used to thinking of the Arabs as primitive men of the desert, as a donkey-like nation that neither sees nor understands what is… — Ahad Ha'am
Did you see Bush on TV, trying to debate? Jesus, he talked like a donkey with no brains at all...It was pitiful...I almost felt sorry… — Hunter S. Thompson
Donkey Kong Country proves that players will put up with mediocre gameplay as long as the art is good. — Shigeru Miyamoto
The Christian icon is not the Stars and Stripes but a cross-flag, and its emblem is not a donkey, an elephant, or an eagle, but… — Shane Claiborne
A machine is a great moral educator. If a horse or a donkey won’t go, men lose their tempers and beat it; if a machine… — Gilbert Murray
Known to act a donkey on the camel-toe, then take the camel-toe and turn it into casserole — 2 Chainz
Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism. — Erich Honecker
A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything. — Idries Shah
When I interview celebrities, I always try to throw them off balance. My favorite is to ask 'em about crazy sex stuff like donkey punches… — Rachel Perry
One day while Lloyd George was making a political speech before a big crowd, a heckler yelled, "Wait a minute, Mr. George. Isn't it true… — David Lloyd George
There were only a few shepherds at the first Bethlehem. The ox and the donkey understood more of the first Christmas than the high priests… — Thomas Merton
There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them. — Mike Matusow
If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle. — Sholom Aleichem

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