Donkey Quotes

137 Donkey quotes by 121 unique authors

It amazes me how well the majority of jump jockeys ride in a race until they've landed over the last, then how badly most of… — Jack Leach
Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey. — Andy Zaltzman
In Israel, death has no dominion over them With gentiles, it will be like any person – they need to die, but [God] will give… — Ovadia Yosef
The hang clean is unweighted and is of little use to watch, except that it shows a problem known as a Donkey Kick. As the… — Mark Rippetoe
I thought you'd rather have a live donkey than a dead lion. — Ernest Shackleton
There is no glory in otustripping donkeys. — Martial
I am here, come closer," the old donkey said with her eyes. "I will mother you. — Katherine Dunn
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy
Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a tussle with thoughts… — Idries Shah
Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back. — Zora Neale Hurston
There is no glory in outstripping donkeys. — Martial
The strongest animals on earth are plant eaters. Every creature we've enlisted to do the work we couldn't handle - the horse, donkey, elephant, camel,… — Victoria Moran
What man, if he were God, would humble himself to lie in the feedbox of a donkey or to hang upon a cross? — Martin Luther
My objective is and has been for years to make the lightest and most compact flying machine that would carry me at 25 or 30… — Lawrence Hargrave
I'm into classic games like Donkey Kong, and also collect vintage tour t-shirts - everything from Olivia Newton-John to Duran Duran. I've got a Chicago… — Michael Rosenbaum
It does not matter if you vote for the left or right, you are not an elephant or donkey. You are a truthful lion who… — Suzy Kassem
I lived in a hut with no roof, and I rode to school on a donkey. I used to shoot birds with a slingshot to… — Wyclef Jean
It was too difficult. People weren't prepared to put in the hours on the donkey work - you know, dates and facts and so on.… — Sebastian Faulks
A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes. — Al Sharpton
A unicorn is a donkey from the future — Joe Rogan
Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer. — Arthur Guiterman
Production goes up and up because high pressure advertising and salesmanship constantly create new needs that must be satisfied: this is Admass- a consumer's race… — J. B. Priestley
It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores. — Will Forte
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa

Who Wrote These Donkey Quotes

121 authors contributed a total of 137 Donkey Quotes, led by these top contributors: