Donkey Quotes

137 Donkey quotes by 121 unique authors

The swelling and towering omnibuses, the huge trucks and wagons and carriages, the impetuous hansoms and the more sobered four-wheelers, the pony-carts, donkey-carts, hand-carts, and… — William Dean Howells
It was fun to blow off a Porsche with a 3900 donkey [the 1965 Shelby GT350 Mustang]. — Carroll Shelby
Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it… — Vera Nazarian
The North African mule talks always of his mother's brother, the horse, but never of his father, the donkey, in favor of others supposedly more… — Clifford Geertz
When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking… — Louis C. K.
It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs. — Jim Hightower
God is not troubled by one who is conservative or liberal, and He certainly never inclines His ear toward a donkey or an elephant. — Max Lucado
I was in a Nativity play as a kid. Back then, I played the donkey. — Tatiana Maslany
If Jesus were here today, he wouldn't be riding around on a donkey. He'd be taking a plane, he'd be using the media. — Joel Osteen
My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty… — Gordon Ramsay
When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys. — Mitt Romney
It is true that Mr. Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, after which there was a commitment to give 40 acres and a mule. That's where… — Al Sharpton
There is that thing about not working with animals and children - I don't think that's true. Although you should never work with donkeys. — Emma Thompson
The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey. — C.S. Lewis
...even the donkeys were quiet. — Christopher Paolini
What matters school? We can go to school to-morrow. Whether we have a lesson more or a lesson less, we shall always remain the same… — Carlo Collodi
All male friendships are essentially quixotic: they last only so long as each man is willing to polish the shaving-bowl helmet, climb on his donkey,… — Michael Chabon
The old grey donkey, Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side,… — A A Milne
It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey. — Khaled Hosseini
A Vampire!" I stammered. Then I noticed her legs. Below the cheerleader skirt, her left leg was brown and shaggy with a donkey's hoof. Her… — Rick Riordan
Instead of learned young people we have donkeys with University degrees. Instead of future leaders we have mollusks with expensive blue jeans and phony revolutionaries… — Oriana Fallaci
Safety from what? Who's after me?" Oh, nobody much," Grover said, obviously still miffed about the donkey comment. "Just the Lord of the Dead and… — Rick Riordan
Never take advice from a donkey. — Bryce Courtenay
Note to self on waking. Lay off the beer on an empty stomach. This dream is even more screwed up than the time I had… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The Frenchman works until he can play. The American works until he can’t play; and then thanks the devil, his master, that he is donkey… — Gilbert K. Chesterton

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